eatingismurder ([info]eatingismurder) wrote,
  • Mood: Oddly reassured
  • Music: Drunken Monkey - E
I got paid twenty dollars to go up this driveway, and look to see if the neighbors deaf blind 16 yearold dog had returned. The fag slipped me a twenty instead of a ten like he said.

This is my formal complaint.
Haha

So my dad keeps talking to me about finding friends, and ever so subtly slips about finding gay friends. People who know me, know that is a bad idea. I went off on how I hate gay people, and he came up with the greatest line. "You're gay like you're a vegetarian, not for any reason, you just are."

I do hate gay people for a reason.

So I explained to my dad why it is, that I find gay people so positivitly excruciating. My point was so valid he didn't have a counter argument. I was surprised. All he could say well maybe you'll find a gay person you'll like.

Looks like I will be getting my permit/license in NJ, since it takes a total of two days.
So I might be driving before I get to florida. I want to go to compass one last time, and be as horrible as I possibley can.

I think I might be coming down for my birthday as well, so perhaps I'll plan a party. I don't know yet, I really don't want to spend it here.

For not having any friends nearby(or even in this state), and life revolving around work.
I'd say I'm pretty happy.

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[info]_______kerosene

August 19 2005, 02:41:53 UTC 6 years ago

You don't hate me, and I lick clits.

Anyways, so .. license = a trip to VA, maybe?

[info]geekguy

August 19 2005, 03:39:59 UTC 6 years ago

"You're gay like you're a vegetarian, not for any reason, you just are."

And here I thought you did it for the benjamins.

[info]the1foru

August 19 2005, 14:29:29 UTC 6 years ago

sounds possitively exciting lol. Um well you told me about the argument with your dad. I now understand why you hate fags so much even though your gay yourself :) Although I didnt know you were vegetarian...

[info]the1foru

August 19 2005, 14:30:06 UTC 6 years ago

oh and maybe if you drive back down to florida you could stop by here first and I could agrevate you :)
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